Sep 17 2014 19:29 230,455 notes

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Sep 17 2014 19:28 16,188 notes

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

Sep 17 2014 19:28 289 notes

panda-yinyaoi:

boysblush:

kannagisflameroses:

its-saya:

GUYS, you don’t understand.

HARU CHANGED HIS MIND BECAUSE OF THIS BLONDIE GUY.

Rin just knew how to make him pro, cuz it worked on him too.

Now I got it.

I’M PRETTY SURE THAT GUY CAN MAKE ME DO A LOT OF THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT BEFORE

HOT DAMN SONNNNNNNNNNN

So…he’s going pro because like Rin, he felt that need to mack on hot swimmer booty from the international pool.  

this guy looks like a rei/nagisa love child from the future.

Sep 17 2014 19:25 44,805 notes

angeloespinosas:

"frozen is the best disney movie because it’s the only one that doesn’t concentrate on romantic love"

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Sep 17 2014 19:24 480,499 notes

constantine-spiritworker:

loupgarou:

woodmeat:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.

No. You don’t understand. Once, I was craving dominoes pizza while on my period, so I called to place an order. My roommate was joking around and in the background she yelled, “DON’T FORGET THE TAMPONS!” 30 mins later, the pizza guy shows up with a box of tampons, some chocolate ice cream, and my pizza telling me that this was his girlfriend’s magical cure-all for period woes. I was so grateful, I cried. For an hour.

20$ pizza with a 400% tip. Pizza delivery man for the win.

^ omg!!! That’s awesome!!

Sep 17 2014 19:23 10,037 notes

He said it himself and now he’s embarrassed by it. Isn’t that adorable?

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Sep 17 2014 19:23 7,503 notes

sniffing:

i love myself

Sep 17 2014 19:23 5,748 notes

beyondhighh:

ios 8 allows you to leave group texts

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Sep 17 2014 19:23 22,117 notes

flute-ninjas-unite:

i-bang-bosendorfers:

into battle

I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

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Sep 17 2014 18:42 68,123 notes

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this